The Fontenot: Packers Haiku

Hey! It's time for post-
Game haiku. Why? I'm feeling
braindead this morning.

Thanks, field position.
Say hello to a good bye.
McCarthy got doused.

Nice record, B.F.
But less iffy throws please! My
pace-maker's dodgy.

I like the way you
juke, Koren Robinson. More
touches for you please.

The ass slap on Favre
redeemed the Goose's doo doo
postgame interview.

The Packers helmets
Look like frogs heads, my bro said.
The G's are the eyes.

Bring it on, Orton.
We will not be fooled again.
Oh, and, nice neckbeard.

Posted by Patrick on December 17, 2007 in Packers Haiku | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Why The Name?

Herman Fontenot, Green Bay Packer, 1989 and 1990. He had four touchdowns, ever. He played smart. He knew Majkowski. He came on the cusp, straddling the bad old days and the new good 90s days of greatness. We must honor both eras. We must seek to define what the hell is happening now. We also love his name.

In Week 3, Shawne Merriman arrived in Green Bay, Wisconsin a few days early to take in a few of the city's sites. A Fontenot photographer was lucky enough to tag along. Did you manage to snap any pics of Merriman? If so, The Fontenot would love to add them to the album. Send us an email sometime this season--you can just attach a jpeg--and we'll include them. So long as they, you know. Aren't fake.

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